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Recovering Crashout Ceramic Mug 🖤

Recovering Crashout Ceramic Mug 🖤

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Hi, I’m Danielle, and I’m a recovering crashout.

This mug? It’s me, in ceramic form. For everyone who’s survived panic attacks, corporate burnout, a dramatic breakup, or a one-way trip to a “grippy sock vacation”… and lived to tell the tale.

What’s a Recovering Crashout?
It’s you if you’ve ever:

- Hit rock bottom and still found WiFi or...

- Gone from crying in the parking lot to plotting your life in Notes within 15 minutes.

Basically, it’s messy, it’s self-aware, and it’s unashamedly human.

Why this mug?

- Because coffee + chaos = survival.

- Because tea tastes better when you’re spilling it.

- Because you deserve something cute to hold while unpacking trauma, gossiping, journaling, or just existing.

The vibe:

- Sophisticated lettering meets total chaos energy. 

- Dishwasher safe. Tough ceramic. Feels good in your hand.

- For water, coffee, matcha, or emotional support Diet Coke—your arc, your rules.

This isn’t just a mug. It’s a tiny celebration of surviving the sh*tshow that was 2024, making it to 2025, and still being delightfully unhinged.

🖤 Get it. Sip. Survive. Repeat.

****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER AND Quantities are very limited + Orders will begin shipping on 1/11****

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