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Recovering Crashout Ceramic Mug 🖤
Recovering Crashout Ceramic Mug 🖤
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Hi, I’m Danielle, and I’m a recovering crashout.
This mug? It’s me, in ceramic form. For everyone who’s survived panic attacks, corporate burnout, a dramatic breakup, or a one-way trip to a “grippy sock vacation”… and lived to tell the tale.
What’s a Recovering Crashout?
It’s you if you’ve ever:
- Hit rock bottom and still found WiFi or...
- Gone from crying in the parking lot to plotting your life in Notes within 15 minutes.
Basically, it’s messy, it’s self-aware, and it’s unashamedly human.
Why this mug?
- Because coffee + chaos = survival.
- Because tea tastes better when you’re spilling it.
- Because you deserve something cute to hold while unpacking trauma, gossiping, journaling, or just existing.
The vibe:
- Sophisticated lettering meets total chaos energy.
- Dishwasher safe. Tough ceramic. Feels good in your hand.
- For water, coffee, matcha, or emotional support Diet Coke—your arc, your rules.
This isn’t just a mug. It’s a tiny celebration of surviving the sh*tshow that was 2024, making it to 2025, and still being delightfully unhinged.
🖤 Get it. Sip. Survive. Repeat.
****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER AND Quantities are very limited + Orders will begin shipping on 1/11****
